I CANt STOP LAUGHING AT CLINTS FACE IN THE NEW POSTER HE IS 300% DONE WITH THESE ROBOTS
tony why did you build the homicidal robot?
Morgan: [to Reid] Come on, genius, do something genius-like.
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
if men with bigger boobs than me don’t have to wear bras then why must I
marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]
imagine your icon trying to be your parent for a week